do you ever say something and then think “wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this”
do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”
This post has been UwU-ified!
i feel dirty after reading that
do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO
i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you
When is it my turn to be happy.
i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes
gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders
those are all different species. there are many places where you could potentially see any (or at least most) of them at a given time!
and that’s just the adults
tinder bio that reads: looking for player 2
shoutout to the color red
was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma
(#shout out to the color red best color with unfortunate associations)
You see, because col- *gunshot*
*rushes you to the children’s hospital*
This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit
A part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. The older you get, the more mistakes you’ve made, opportunities you’ve missed, people you’ve disappointed. And every day you have to remind yourself to be kind and forgiving of yourself. You accept and love the you from the past and understand that it’s all a part of the process. Then you move on and live your best life, knowing now as old as you feel today, you’ll never be this young again.
the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer
i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?
its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along
W for “wupwards”
a is for “am going left”

















